there’s a concert in the park across from my apartment, and they’re singing gimme shelter

their backup singer is legiiiiiittttttt

— 5 hours ago
#like she is so good and i'm just listening through my window 


riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via bride-of-bucky)

— 5 hours ago with 30574 notes
Anonymous asked: Yo, is there a non-racist term for the "Montezuma's revenge" you get when eating really spicy food that you usually don't eat, but not while traveling? "Traveler's diarrhea" is the "generic" term, but it doesn't cover when it happens if you're not traveling. I'm suffering the after-effects of an amazingly tasty Sichuan-style dish with tons of chili oil and pepper. TMI right?



Try “upset tum tum.”

montezuma’s revenge (never call it that, like, how is that a question?) is caused by enteropathogens, such as e. coli, or protozoans, like giardiasis. not food. don’t be dumb and racist. 

you’ve just got rocket butt. chill.

— 7 hours ago with 63 notes
endless list of movies ▶ T R O O P   B E V E R L Y   H I L L S (1989)
     ”We’re the girls from Beverly Hills, shopping is our greatest thrill!”

(via fuckyeahburnside)

— 7 hours ago with 55 notes


So the Fifty Shades of Gray Grey trailer is out…

(via musketeerporthos)

— 12 hours ago with 8753 notes
#if only 

oh, don’t mind me. just watching orange is the new black again because i never want to watch a show about men EVER AGAIN

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#and this is like the only one besides orphan black? 
Anonymous asked: Yo, I thought R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" was atrocious, am I racist?



If you’re mad about it enough to complain in 2014, yeah, probably.

— 1 day ago with 45 notes
#trapped in the closet is a gift unto the nations  #and i don't fuck with anyone who believes otherwise 

sometimes my dog breathes so heavily my entire apartment smells like dog breath and, like, guys, that’s really intense.

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#it's 600 square feet  #HOW DOES HE DO IT????